May 24th 5047 BC - 08:22

Shem's wife is sulking after I said she was crazy for bringing two of each different species of fish on board. Shem started shouting at me for upsetting his wife, and in the heat of things I accidentally trod on a spider. I cleaned up the mess, and so far no-one has noticed its absence. Personally I don't think anyone will miss it - it's not as if there's a shortage of spiders in the world. Still not sure what to do with the other one though...