May 23rd 3047 BC - 07:52

Would you Adam and Eve it, it's still bloody raining! God only knows how much longer it's going to continue. Morale is running pretty low, and many of the animals are sick. You'd think with all the people on board someone would have some basic knowledge of anteater physiology. The female unicorn is very sick indeed, and I'm not sure she'll pull through. The roof is leaking badly and most of us have a cold - those who don't will catch it soon enough. We ran out of cloth rags days ago, so now we're having to wipe our noses on the rabbits.